December 2011
you ask me what’s going tonight I give an answer. i tell you to let me know what’s going on tonight and you don’t respond
#dick
1) Where are my glasses?
2) Why is this wwf game still going on
3) Im so lost with this friend’s epi because of wwf/ken
4) Is it acceptable to have another helping of chinese food?
5)I can’t even see Ross’s face properly because I dont have my GLASSES
6) Sucks to suck doesn’t it?
he strikes again!
#difficult
you’re so pretentious it’s not even funny.
bye world.
omg ken if you play another three letter word i swear to god!
ive gotten four “what’s good for tomorrow”s
HOW WOULD I KNOW?!
#popularproblems
there’s grey goose on the table just staring at me. it’s saying “open me! drink me!” i will use all of my self-control and i will be the winner in this battle.
Watch#sadlife
playing kenny on words with friends is probably the most painful thing
revealed vs cat
honey vs beam
tewed vs jar
130 vs 75
i think ive actually used easier words out of sheer sympathy
i still love you dearly kiddo.
am i really watching harry potter at 11 at night?
yes, yes i am.
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
